Thursday, March 26, 2009

Unanswered questions

There are some unanswerable questions in this life. Why does Anderson Cooper squint all the time? Does he equate squinting with deep thought? The tighter the squint, the closer to enlightenment? Another one that really bothers me is why don't the CSIs ever turn the lights on? The crime scenes are dark and even the lab, which should be as bright as day due to the fluorescent lights, is dimly lit. Sometimes it frustrates me so much I can't watch.

The question that has been gnawing at me for years, however, is this one: Although we have a "shoe shelf" with enough openings for 11 pairs of shoes.....

why does the floor around the shoe shelf inevitably look like this at the end of every single day while the shelf remains virtually empty?

There are no easy answers to these questions. Until there are, I guess I'll have to continue to endure Anderson's squinting, the CSIs fumbling around in the dark, and the nightly ritual of shoe scooping.


Jill said...

bwhahahaha !!!!! ive ALWAYS wondered WHY they dont turn lights on & im a squinter, i equate it to DEEP thinking ..... lol ;)

Selena said...

Madeline, it is the EXACT same way at our house! Have a shoe shelf, but the shoes end up on the floor. But you can ALWAYS find one of Evan's Hot Wheels in there! LOL!

I've always questioned why A.Cooper squints sooo much too! It's annoying! Like he's trying to squeeze info out of his head!