...you let your 3 year old daughter pee on the lawn instead of in the house.
Here's the story: As Devin was climbing down the pool ladder, she was yelling, "IhavetopeeIhavetopeeIhavetopee" . She tends to hold it until the very last minute, so when she says she's gotta go, I believe her. Her 3 sisters were still in the pool and I don't leave them in there unattended. So it was a safety issue. It had nothing to do with the fact that we had a new carpet installed in the living room just a few months ago and I didn't want Devin's drippy little body ruining it. Devin chose her spot carefully. She didn't want to go on any flowers because "pee is bad for flowers." She waddled over to the hose and power washed herself (ouch!) before jumping back into the pool.